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• This fortune cookie program out of order. For those in desperate need, please use the program "________randchar".
  This program generates random characters, and, given enough time, will undoubtedly come up with something profound....
• Pick another fortune cookie.
• cookie file n. A collection of fortune cookies in a format that facilitates retrieval by a fortune program.
  There are several different cookie files in public distribution, and site admins often assemble their own from various sources including this lexicon....
• cookie file: n. A collection of {fortune cookie}s in a format that facilitates retrieval by a fortune program.
  There are several different cookie files in public distribution, and site admins often assemble their own from various sources including this lexicon....