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• This is fortune #300. Understand it?
• This fortune will self destruct in 5 years.
• Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
• The diagnostics produced by C itself are intended to be self-explanatory.
  Occasional obscure messages may be produced by the preprocessor, assembler, or loader....
• I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means.
• This fortune is self-referential in the second degree
  it refers to the fact that it refers to itself....
• You have large reserves of smug self-satisfaction and suppressed feelings of superiority.
  Draw on these resources. Accept the fact that you will never fully understand why others are so inferior to you....
• You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.