This is a recorded announcement, as I'm afraid we're all out at the moment. The
commercial council of Magrathea thanks you for you esteemed visit, but regrets
that the entire planet is temporarily closed for business. Thank you. If you
would care to leave you name and the address of a planet where you can be
contacted, kindly speak when you hear the tone.
Related:
Hi, dudes, this is 229-3053, the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles'
secret underground hideaway. I'm afraid we're all out just now
on a desperate mission to save the Planet from boring answering
machine messages, but if you know what The Shredder has done to
April O'Neill, or if you know where he is, or if you can think
of a decent pizza recipe, just leave your name and number and
we'll ring you right back....
