This Is A Test. Had It Been An Actual Attack, The Warning System Wouldn't Have Worked.

This Is A Test. Had It Been An Actual Attack, The Warning System Wouldn't Have Worked.

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This is a test. Had it been an actual attack, the
warning system wouldn't have worked.

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