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This Is Grain Which Any Fool Can Eat But For Which God Intended A More Divine Means Of Consumption.
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This is grain which any fool can eat but for which God intended a more divine
means of consumption. Let us give praise to our Maker and glory to his bounty
by learning about... BEER.
-- Friar Tuck from Robin Hood.
Related:
That which yesterday was reviled today becomes cultural consumer-goods, consumption thus engulfs what was intended to give meaning and direction.
-- H. Lefebvre...
Christopher Robin Hood: Steals from the rich, give to the Pooh.
My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games.
After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls get through his legs, manager Billy Meyer pleaded, "Can somebody think of something to help us win a game?...
Our Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed by thy name.
Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven....
FOLLY, n. That "gift and faculty divine" whose creative and controlling energy inspires Man's mind, guides his actions and adorns his life.
Folly! although Erasmus praised thee once In a thick volume, and all authors known, If not thy glory yet thy power have shown, Deign to take homage from thy son who hunts Through all thy maze his brothers, fool and dunce, To mend their lives and to sustain his own, However feebly be his arrows thrown, Howe'er each hide the flying weapons blunts....
Quote #386 ObBibleStudy: "The heavens declare the glory of God
the skies proclaim the work of his hands. Day after day, they pour forth speech...
WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can with some difficulty be made, and which is used also for bread.
The French are said to eat more bread _per capita_ of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable....
Quote #159 The first question which you will ask and which I must try to answer is this, "What is the use of climbing Mount Everest?
and my answer must at once be, "It is no use." There is not the slightest prospect of any gain whatsoever....
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!