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This Is Incredible. "You See Something Here Q?" I Think I Just Hurt My Back.
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This is incredible.
"You see something here Q?"
I think I just hurt my back. I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the
proper thing to say, 'Ow'?
"Ow."
OW! I can't straighten up.
-- Q and Geordi, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
Related:
Ow, I think. "Now what?" There's something wrong with my stomach.
"It hurts?" It's making noises. "Maybe you're hungry....
Q: "If you think I tormented you in the past, my little friends, wait until see what I do with you now!
Q2: "Q..." Q: "I was just seeing if you were...still watching." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
Ah, Dr. Crusher, I see Starfleet has shipped you back into exile. -- Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1
I think Rodney King said it best when he said: 'Ow ow ow ow..' -- Dennis Leary
Q: "Can I have a Starfleet uniform?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Q: "Hey, I'm claustrophobic! I don't like it in here." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
I hear they drummed you out of the continuum. I'd like to think of it as a significant career change.
-- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
Can you recommend a way to counter the effect? Simple, change the gravitational constant of the universe.
What?! Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the mass of the asteroid....
LaForge: "Shut up, Q!" Q: I will not be spoken to in this manner!
[Why didn't Wesley respond like this?] -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...