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Ask A Toad What Is Beauty?...a Female With Two Great Round Eyes Coming Out Of Her Little Head, A Large Flat Mouth, A Yellow Belly And A Brown Back.
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Ask a toad what is beauty?...a female with two great round eyes coming out
of her little head, a large flat mouth, a yellow belly and a brown back.
-- Voltaire (1694-1778)
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So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie
and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop....
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie
and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop....
What do you see when looking into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.
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One dusty July afternoon, somewhere around the turn of the century, Patrick Malone was in Mulcahey's Bar, bending an elbow with the other street car conductors from the Brooklyn Traction Company.
While they were discussing the merits of a local ring hero, the bar goes silent....