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This is not what I signed up for!!!
-- Kira
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Riker: "Fighting off all of the species of which you insulted would be a full- time mission.
That's not the one I signed up for." Picard: "Indeed." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose. -- Kira
Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that called for a small employee contribution.
The company was paying all the rest. Unfortunately, 100% employee participation was needed...
I give up, what is the meaning of life?
Lisa: [breathless] Hello, I need "Ecosystem of the Marsh" by Thompson.
Librarian: The last copy was just signed out by......
What I lack in humility I more than make up for in honesty.
What I lack in restraint, I make up for in remorse.
I die adoring God, loving my friends, not hating my enemies, and detesting superstition.
-- Voltaire (1692-1778) signed 28 Feb. 1778 quoted by Tallentyre...
Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here. [scribbles something on paper] Mrs.
Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway seed caught under my bridgework....