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• Mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir? No...no, not at all.
  My diary's pretty empty this week...let's see... Thursday morning...
• Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him? [throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back] Ba
  [panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah!...
• SHIT: Stop Here If Thursday
• Stardust on thursday is the only wrong.
• This is heavy stuff for a Thursday!
• A perversion of nature....how exciting!
• Things will be wonderful and exciting.
• Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.