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• The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart." -- Menciu
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!
• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
• As far as Saddam Hussein being a great military strategist, he is neither a strategist, nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general, nor is he as a soldier.
  Other than that, he's a great military man, I want you to know that....
• Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform, so don't kid yourself... -- Frank Zappa
• Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
  [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.
  -- Haliburto...
• The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart. -- Mencius (Meng-tse) (372?-289? BCE)
• If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell
  you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable to assume that professional soldiers would go on wearing armor that kept them from fighting and second, if this theory is in line with what you know of the heavily armored men of your personal acquaintance....