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• I see.... and UNIX is an operating system, is it?
• Manual? ... What manual ?!? This is Unix, My son, You just GOTTA Know!!!
• I know and I know you know I know.
• The big difference between UNIX and VMS: To do anything on UNIX, you need to know an obscure command.
  To do anything on VMS, you need to know an obscure option to SET. -- Peter da Silva...
• Deoxyribonucleic acid is an anagram for I'd barely code Unix 'cc' I/O
• Emacs is a nice operating system, but I prefer UNIX. -- Tom Christianse
• If I didn't have a Unix machine, I'd feel naked. -- Guess Who
• I finally figured it out. The UNIX is a Vic-20 with lots of memory.