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This is your home away from home; keep it clean.
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It's a port of call, home away from home...
An expert is a mechanic away from home.
The further away from home you are the harder your pecker gets.
macho, adj.: Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Industrialization made performing away from home the male role.
Keep your armours away from rust.
Keep your weaponry away from acids.
Never give your money away to your children in your lifetime.
Always keep control. If you don't, if you listen to the lawyers and the accountants, you'll find yourself being led up the steps of the nursing home....
Keep away from magnetism.