This language was also developed in California, but is now widely used in
Washington D.C. It is the current subset of the international bureaucratic
language known as DOUBLESPEAK. Commands include REVENUE_ENHANCEMENT,
STOCKMAN, CAP_WEINBERGER, MALCOMB_BALDRIDGE, CABINET, CHOP_WOOD, LAXALT and
SCENARIO. WATT and BURFORD have been removed from the commands while there
is a current effort to add MEESE.
The operating system used is NEW_RIGHT and the designated memory is
THE_RANCH. The compile SCENARIO is a compile with NANCY followed by a link
with BONZO resulting in a SNOOZE. COMMIES (program bugs) are removed with
the GRENADA command.
A REAGAN program commences with LANDSLIDE and terminates with SENILITY.
-- THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #19 -- REAGAN