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• What are you looking down here for? Read the message.
• Why are you looking down here? The message is up there!
• This does not exist.
• Can you believe it? This message really does end?
• Reality does not exist - yet.
• I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
  .. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....
• Whether you have an abortion, what you put in your own body, with whom you have sex - these are not the affairs of the state.
  A government does not exist to control the citizens....