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• Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse. -- Jawaharlal Nehru
• Recursivity. Call back if it happens again.
• I must invent my own philosophical systems, or else be enslaved by other mens' -- William H.
  Blake (1757-1827)...
• I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!
• I never read other people's mail.
• I don't care what happens to the salesperson on the other end of the line.
  I am not buying any more magazine subscriptions by telephone, no matter....