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  We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. -- Dan Spence...
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• 640k is more RAM than anyone will ever need. -- Bill Gates, 1981
• Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
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