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• A company in California has started to market "camouflage toilet paper" for use in the woods and plans to run testimonials from hunters who claim they have been shot at while using ordinary toilet paper (by hunters who mistook them for white-tailed deer).
  -- from 'News of the Weird" in the San Jose Mercury New...
• Even if we put all these nagging thoughts [four embarrassing questions about astrology] aside for a moment, one overriding question remains to be asked.
  Why would the positions of celestial objects at the moment of birth have an effect on our characters, lives, or destinies?...
• While modern technology has given people powerful new communication tools, it apparently can do nothing to alter the fact that many people have nothing useful to say.
  -- Lee Gomes, San Jose Mercury New...
• The following is a memo from the business manager of National Daily News.
  "To expand the home delivery service of our national newspaper, we should concentrate on the state of Urba rather than on the state of Sylva....
• Come the three corners of the world in arms, And we shall shock them.
  Nought shall make us rue, If England to itself do rest but true....
• If the government doesn't trust us with our guns, why should we trust them with theirs?
• Larry Michels, CEO of the Santa Cruz Operation, has resigned amid charges of routine sexual harrassment of female employees (San Jose Mercury New
  12/22/92), causing us to take a new look at some of the standard commands distributed with SCO UNIX...
• The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State Univ.
  by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his time) novelist....
• KTLA a.m. co-anchor Barbara Beck, "So, what's your favorite TV program?
  ] Murphy Brown on KTLA/Channel 5--not! -- Vice-President Dan Quayle in a television commercial -- for KTLA's Murphy Brown reruns....