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• Sam's Axiom 1) Any line, however short, is still too long.
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• Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green. -- Sam's Axiom (2)
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• You make ends meet...and they hate each other!
• Famous dead people make excellent commentators on current events.
  -- Axiom 1, Corollary 1F -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
• Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to
  1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A...