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His Was In The Days When People Got Useful WORK Done With Computers, Of Course.
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...this was in the days when people got useful WORK done with computers, of
course. We have evolved far beyond that today.
Related:
If you don't want to work, you must work harder to get ahead a little so that you don't have to work to stay afloa
and when you are not working, it is work to avoid work, because it is so often presented to you as something to be done....
1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
Comrades, we have established beyond a doubt that it is possible to build socialism in one large country - like the Soviet Union.
But is it possible to built it in a very small country, say, Switzerland....
Computers have rights, too. Everyone talks about the rights of animals, but so far nothing has been said about the tragic plight of computers the world over.
They are subjected to the greatest horror ever conceived...
At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today. -- Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity
Grinnell's Law of Labor Laxity: At all times, for any task, you have not got enough done today.
Vacation for most of us means a couple of weeks with pay when we don't have to go to work, and during those two weeks, a couple of days when it does not rain.
One good reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.