Related:

• Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
• Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
• The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
  -- Sweeney's Law...
• The amount of time spent by a committee on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item.
  -- Parkinson's Law of Committee...
• McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
• The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.
  -- Cropp's Law...
• The comfort of your lecture hall seat is inversely proportional to the length of the lecture.
  -- Sod's Law #9...
• The efficiency of a committee meeting is inversely proportional to the number of participants and the time spent on deliberations.
  -- Old and Kahn's Law...
• Potter's Law The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject's true value.