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Those Aren't WINOS--that's My JUGGLER, My AERIALIST, My SWORD SWALLOWER, And My LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!
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Those aren't WINOS--that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST,
my SWORD SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Isn't this my STOP?! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My EARS are GONE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Sign my PETITION. -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. my NOSE is NUMB! -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. My vaseline is RUNNING... -- Zippy the Pinhead
And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Are we THERE yet? My MIND is a SUBMARINE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
Bo Derek ruined my life! -- Zippy the Pinhead