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• The following is a memo from the president of Cyberell Computer Company.
  "All of our customer-service employees recently attended a two-day retreat during which they received retraining in effective customer service....
• Smile, if you are wearing sexy underwear.
• We should act with as much energy as those who expect everything from themselve
  and we should pray with as much earnestness as those who expect everything from God. -- Colto...
• Bart: You know why these clothes are on sale, Mom?
  Because the people who wear them get beaten up....
• Everything comes to him who waits - and in a building with one elevator, it will also be noticed that the thing goes up twice before it comes down once.
• Initiative comes to those who wait.
• Homer: Ah, the Interstate. Fasten your seat belts, kid
  we're on our way to Itchy and Scratchy Land!...
• Look to your conduct and weigh the favorable signs.
  When everything is fulfilled, supreme good fortune comes....
• Windoze: For those who don't want prompt service.