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• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
• How many Unix programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but if you forget to tell him "2>" he'll mash both the live and dead bulbs into the same socket at once....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....
• An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed).
  When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....
• Most people exhibit what political scientists call "the conservatism of the peasantry.
  Don't lose what you've got. Don't change. Don't take a chance, because you might end up starving to death....
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....