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Those who attend professional football games in the future may expect this
announcement: "Working today's game will be one referee, a head linesman,
and two officers from the Narcotics Division."
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The following appeared in a newsletter about health published in the country of Sauria.
"According to Sauria's leading nutritional experts, a diet high in complex carbohydrates, and low in fat is optimal for good health and longevity....