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• Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
  -- The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• Thus spake the master programmer: "After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.
  -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
• A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him invented a new program that became popular and sold well.
  As a result, the manager retained his job. The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer refused it, saying, "I wrote the program because I though it was an interesting concept, and thus I expect no reward....
• A novice asked the master: "I have a program that sometimes runs and sometimes aborts.
  I have followed the rules of programming, yet I am totally baffled....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
  -- The Tao of Programming...
• In the beginning was the Tao. The Tao gave birth to Space and Time.
  Therefore, Space and Time are the Yin and Yang of programming....
• The master programmer moves from program to program without fear.
  No change in management can harm him. He will not be fired, even if the project is canceled....