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  I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing my name to protect my innocence when I got a call about a 411....
• And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth.
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• I myself have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States.
  I have scoffed at their inhabitants as a nation of villagers....