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Thou Shalt Eat Green Eggs And Ham--obey Thy God, I-am-that-I-am.
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Thou shalt eat green eggs and ham--obey thy God, I-am-that-I-am.
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And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
..Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith....
I am not a musician, I'm a HAM" -- Ozzy Osborne
What thou bid'st Unargued I obey; so God ordains: God is thy law
hou mine: to know no more Is Woman's happiest knowledge, and her Praise. -- Milto...
I am GOD in here!
I am different, I am alone and I'm am outcast...I bleed green!
I am an atheist, thank God!
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iii, 19
Ham: Won't you join us, Bart? Bart: [looks around] Uh.
..I guess so. Database: As the first student at Springfield Elementary to discover a comet, we're very proud to make you a member of our very select group....