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  When people see this you'll be rich and famous! [turns over to the film, to see it burn in the projector] D'oh....
• Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd.
• Homer: All you can eat. Ha! Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fradulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
  -- "The New Kid on the Block...
• Lorena Bobbitt's new film: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kid Maker!
• 3rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
• I am not going to ask you guys to can the tuna thread.
• If you can dream it, you can do it. -- Walt Disney, film produce
• Bart: Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth so he can sell 'em.
  Kid: To who? Bart: Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint?...
• Arkideo: A kid who hangs around video arcades.