Three doctors were talking about their favorite patients. The first
said that he preferred operating on Germans because their organs were
lined up in exactly the right position. The second preferred Japanese
because not only were their organs in exactly the right position, but
they were also color coded. The third chimed in too. "I'll take
lawyers any day. Ever open one of those suckers up? Only two working
parts - the mouth and the anus, and they are interchangeable."