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• Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.
  Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire....
• We make so much sense around here it's frightening!
• Two may talk and one may hear, but three cannot take part in a conversation of the most sincere and searching sort.
  -- Emerso...
• Lisa: Well, where's my Dad? Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology
  'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the lights go off] the third dimension....
• Homer: I caught the Cat Burglar! I caught the Cat Burglar!
  That means you-ou! You are the Cat Burglar!...
• And later on in the show, we'll be hearing from the inventor of car alarms.
  We won't actually be talking to him in the studio, but we'll ring him up ....
• Strange faces peering out from the bathroom can be pretty frightening if you are not in good health or spirits.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
  One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices to the end of the canyon....
• All religions issue Bibles against Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...