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• How does this sound..? `Stop, or I'll stand very, very still for a surprisingly long time!
  '" -- the Secret Origin of Legion of Substitute Heroe...
• If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.
  -- Armstrong's Collection Law...
• Armstrong's Collection Law: If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.
• God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
  --- or --- Man made God; all else is the work of integers....
• A commercial, and in some respects a social, doubt has been started within the last year or two, whether or not it is right to discuss so openly the security or insecurity of locks.
  Many well-meaning persons suppose that the discussion respecting the means for baffling the supposed safety of locks offers a premium for dishonesty, by showing others how to be dishonest....
• It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. -- Mick Jagge
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• But... surely, your merciful Holiness... SOME should be exempt from such a draft?
  "EXEMPT?! ... Oh, all *right*. No DEAD people." -- Cerebu...