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Throw Yourself On The Floor, So I Don't Have To Beat You Down!
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Throw yourself on the floor, so I don't have to beat you down!
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Throw yourself on the ice, so I don't have to get a penalty!
When I went in to buy the fur coat, the salesman told me, "You never in your life saw a coat this luxurious, this fine.
And he takes the coat and throws it on the floor ....
I have a discussion topic I'd like to throw on the floor.
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.
-- Tommy Bol...
How many kids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, if you beat them down, douse them with lighter fluid, and throw them in a fire....
Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
What if a demon were to creep after you one night, in your loneliest loneness, and say, "This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more
and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you, all in the same sequence....
You have to be SURE of yourself... I think...
A large stalactite extends from the roof and almost reaches the floor below.
You could climb down it, and jump from it to the floor, but having done so you would be unable to reach it to climb back up....