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• Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. -- Charles Darwi
• Probably all the organic beings which have ever lived on this earth have descended from some one primordial form, into which live was first breathed.
  .. There is granduer in this view of life ... that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been and are being, evolved....
• When we call others dogmatic, what we really object to is their holding dogmas that are different from our own.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...
• Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. -- Charles Darwi
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Men can suck the heady juice of exalted self-importance from the bitter weed of failure - failures are usually the most conceited of men.
  -- D. H. Lawrence...
• MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women.
  As in Rome Christians were thrown to the lions, so centuries earlier in Otumwee, the most ancient and famous city of the world, female heretics were thrown to the mice....
• The following appeared in a memo from the new vice president of Sartorian, a company that manufactures men's clothing.
  "Five years ago, at a time when we had difficulties in obtaining reliable supplies of high-quality wool fabric, we discontinued production of our deluxe alpaca overcoats....