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• Thus woe succeeds a woe, as wave a wave. -- Robert Herrick (1591-1674) -- Sorrows Succeed
• I grow old ever learning new things. -- Solon, fragme
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Men are better when they are old; things when they are new.
• We do not have enough things to kill off the weak and the stupid these days.
  But to stay alive as an armed citizen a man has to be either quick with his wits or with his hands, preferably both....
• For they starve the frightened little child Till it weeps both night and day
  And they scourge the weak, and flog the fool, And gibe the old and grey, And some grow mad, and all grow bad, And none a word may say....
• As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.
  -- Zachary Sco...
• Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
  A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....