Tie? You Want Me To Wear A *tie*? Listen: There's Only One Time In
A Man's Life When He Should Have A Rope Knotted Around His Neck, And That
Time Ain't Yet Come For Me.
Tie? You want me to wear a *tie*? Listen: There's only one time in
a man's life when he should have a rope knotted around his neck, and that
time ain't yet come for me.
-- Canada Bill Jones
TIE
Useless piece of clothing, usually worn by men. For this reason the
tie is often seen as a phallic symbol, but in fact it was devised
as a substitute to prevent men being irritated by not being able to
rub their own chest hair....