Timothy: "This Is Great. How Is Yours?" Data: "The Complex Polysaccharides, In Reaction With The Carbon Dioxide, Produces An Unusual Combination Of Texture And Effervescence.

Timothy: "This Is Great. How Is Yours?" Data: "The Complex Polysaccharides, In Reaction With The Carbon Dioxide, Produces An Unusual Combination Of Texture And Effervescence.

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Timothy: "This is great. How is yours?"
Data: "The complex polysaccharides, in reaction with the carbon dioxide,
produces an unusual combination of texture and effervescence."
Timothy: "But how does it taste? Is it good?"
Data: "I am not capable of tasting in the manner you suggest. However, I can
analyze the composition of a dessert, then make comparative conclusions about
its possible effect on the human palatte. But I neither like it, nor dislike
it."
Timothy: "Oh, I didn't realize that."
-- "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3

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