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• TIM: But follow only if you are men of valour. For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a monster, a creature so foul and cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived.
  Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ROBIN: (warily) And if you get a question wrong? ARTHUR
  You are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. ROBIN...
• NEIL INNES PLAYED
• FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LAUNCELOT
  Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady....
• ARTHUR: Did you say shrubberies? ROGER: Yes. Shrubberies are my trade.
  I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber....
• He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broke
  To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin....
• ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
  BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. -- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)...
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail 'Tis but a scratch. --John Cleese
• ARTHUR: Listen, old crone! Unless you tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will .
  .. we will say Ni! CRONE: Do your worst! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...