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• Has any turtle ever outlived a shaker of turtle food? -- Jerry Seinfeld
• We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.
  Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly....
• We're deep into the holiday gift-giving season, as you can tell from the fact that everywhere you look, you see jolly old St.
  Nick urging you to purchase things, to the point where you want to slug him right in his bowl full of jelly....
• Peace is not necessarily God's gift to you, it is your gift to others and their gift to you.
• Some people should be taken with a grain of salt; others with a whole shaker.
  -- Blumstein (paulb@ttidca.TTI.COM)...
• All forgiveness is a gift to yourself.
• Monotheism is a gift from the gods!
• STD's -- the gift that keeps giving.