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To Borrow Money, Big Money, You Have To Wear Your Hair In A Certain Way
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To borrow money, big money, you have to wear your hair in a certain way,
walk in a certain way, and have about you an air of solemnity and
majesty--something like the atmosphere of a Gothic cathedral.
-- Stephen Leacock
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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
-- Katharine Whiteho...
A friend is a man who has the same enemies you have. -- Stephen Leacock
Cocaine is nature's way of telling you you have too much money.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you that you have too much money to spend.
You are not using it for the benefit of others, so you will pay for your selfishness....
Time is like money... You never have enough.
You can't have money like that and not swell out.
Moreover, you have no money.
The best advice I've ever received is the advice I have for young broadcaste
The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about....