Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
To Fix A Fried Modem: Sautee Some Onion In Olive Oil..
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
To fix a fried modem: Sautee some onion in olive oil..
Related:
If olive oil comes from olives, and peanut oil comes from peanuts, where does baby oil come from?
modem -- A contraction; as in "Give me some mo'dem cookies.
Slug Sautee: a hors of a different d'oeuvre.
fried adj. 1. [common] Non-working due to hardware failure
burnt out. Especially used of hardware brought down by a `power glitch' (see glitch), drop-outs, a short, or some other electrical event....
fried: adj. 1. Non-working due to hardware failure
burnt out. Especially used of hardware brought down by a `power glitch' (see {glitch}), {drop-outs}, a short, or some other electrical event....
Now that you've read Fortune's diet truths, you'll be prepared the next time some housewife or boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert appears on TV to plug her latest book.
And, if you still feel a twinge of guilt for eating coffee cake while listening to her exhortations, ask yourself the following questio...
Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil to ensure a glossy coat.
Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed everyday....