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• Whenever people say we mustn't be sentimental, you can take it they are about to do something cruel.
  And, if they add, we must be realistic, they mean they are going to make money out of it....
• If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
• There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here
  it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable....
• I reject that philosophy. The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
  -- Douglas Adams through Dirk Gently...
• You will think of something funnier than this to add to the fortunes.
• SYMBOL, n. Something that is supposed to typify or stand for something else.
  Many symbols are mere "survivals" -- things which having no longer any utility continue to exist because we have inherited the tendency to make them...