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• The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow.
  So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered. -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• To keep from falling, keep climbing.
• If your cow doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you!
• Keep away from magnetism.
• As it comes together, it becomes very hot and you have to drop it to keep keep from being burned.
• If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself.
• If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.