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• VII. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
  -- Laws of Computer Programming...
• Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
  Laws of Computer Programming, VII...
• Jail for growing a plant?" ... The gipsy laughed.
• And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless.
  Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess....
• Laws of Computer Programming 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  2) Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete. (2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.
  (3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed....
• Laws of Computer Programming (1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  (2) Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• A novice asked the master: "What is the true meaning of programming?
  The master replied: "Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are fatigued, program when the moment is right....
• Please, don't make me treat you like dogs. I don't want to treat you like common dogs.
  -- Miss Firecracke...