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• Nelson: {The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt, and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage.
  Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste....
• If it ain't broken, fix it until it is.
• If we can't fix it - it's broken!
• I know I'm going to miss her, a tomato ate my sister. -- From "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes".
• A novice was trying to fix a broken lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
  Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly- "You can not fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong....
• A novice was trying to fix a broken lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
  Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly, "You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong....
• A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
  Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly...
• If it ain't broken...give it to a liberal to fix.
• If it isn't broken, I can fix it.