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To Me, There's No Better Symbol For The World Than A Grasshopper Lying Dead On A Gravel Road, And Maybe There's A Globe Lying Next To Him.
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To me, there's no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead on
a gravel road, and maybe there's a globe lying next to him.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
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It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak....
I'd rather be rich than stupid. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused?
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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff
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Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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