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• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...
• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• You know, I've had quite a bit to drink tonight, and .. well, you're starting to look pretty good.
• Never before have we had so little time in which to do so much. -- F.D.Roosevelt (Feb. 23, 1942)
• ...and tonight we have the added ingredient of Kenny Dalglish not being here.
• Troi: "This entire situation is a little bit unnerving.
  Riker: "It's been a long day, we've all been through a lot....
• Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight: always to try to be a little kinder than is necessary?
  -- J.M. Barrie...
• Hackers do it a little bit.
• We have only one bathroom, so you'll have to take pot luck. -- Frank Sulliva