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• A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, "I want you to bury my cat.
  And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off....
• I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis? It was a cat.
• Four hours to bury the cat? Yeah, it won't stay still...
• The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on...
• Cat: Alien that took over the Earth millenia ago.
• It took my cat a month to fully train me.
• Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
• What do you mean, QWK? It took me over an hour to read!