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• Blood flows down one leg and up the other. -- an actual excerpt from student science exam pape
• Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• A speck of dust is in the eye of the beholder.
• Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!
• One of the major functions of skin is to keep people who look at you from throwing up.
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• Some write their wrongs in marble: he more just, Stoop'd down serene and wrote them in the dust,-- Trod under foot, the sport of every wind, Swept from the earth and blotted from his mind.
  There, secret in the grave, he bade them lie, And grieved they could not 'scape the Almighty eye....
• There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect.
  -- G.K. Chesterto...
• Hide me from day's garish eye. -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Il Penseroso, Line 141