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• Hutz: My client's film predates all of those things your Honor.
  Lawyer: Oh _yes_! I've forgotten! Your famous film, the one you destroyed before the trial and haven't been able to find another copy of!...
• Bart: Keep the trial going, I'll be right back. Hutz
  Your Honor, I'd like to call all of my surprise witnesses again....
• Basis for appeal: My client has $500 left.
• An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
  Your Honor, my client is accused of stuff his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....
• An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
  Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....
• Once, during a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage, the judge asked, "Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?
  She answered, "On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it....
• Save your money for a rainy day, or a new computer!