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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart flicks a pocket knife open and closed repeatedly] Ma
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• Homer: Gee, if some snot-nosed little kid sent &l
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  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...